I told the students to write about a topic of their choice (~2 paragraphs) to start class. Here's my favorite response word for word:

"I was watching Dr. Phil and they were talking about online scams. People who use love to get inocent victims money. They talked about a women who fell in love with a man online, and sended who money when he asked. But really she knew little about him. She didn't know if he was scammming her or was it really love. I think that he using her for her money but she couldn't realize it."