After seeing me with a metallic silver shirt on, one of my students shouts:

"Luke, what'd you get 2nd place or somethin'?"


After seeing me with a pair of Clarks on (http://clarks.zappos.com/n/p/dp/16225604/c/2198.html), another student shouts:

"...And you look like you have pieces of toast on your feet!"


After wearing black dress shoes:

"...Look at those ironing boards on Luke's feet!"


My favorite:

"Luke's pants are so tight they give his legs asthma."