Prompt: If you were President for a day, what would you do and why?


Marquis (5th grade): "I would make baking soda illegal."

Me: "Why"

Marquis: "Cause that's how they make crack."



Another goodie:


Larry: "I would give to the poor."


Me: "How?"


Larry: "Well, like, I already send "Save the Manatees a check every year""