Here are some of the responses to my latest current events prompt:

"I'd just squash all the beef with the Iraqies."

"I think the people that are in prison should go over to Iraq since they don't have anything else to do."

"If I was the president I would make everybody go to Iraq because if we fight Korea we gotta be ready to go to tha war."

"I would let the troops go chill and all the people in jail that got himicide, I would make them go to war for punishment."

"I would just blow there whole county up because they are train to kill us anyway so why not."

"If I was the president, I would help the Iraq problem by cleaning up the whole country by fixing up the businesses, schools, and houses."