A response to the following prompt:

What are you going to do in the year after graduation? Provide details.


Mike:

"I'm going to sit in the house and live off my grandmom. She going to buy me every thing because that what i do. People is going to tell me to get a job but im not. I might rob and kill people if needed if money coming short."

Me: "I'm leaving for my cousin's graduation."

Student: "You know you're gonna be shootin' in the air afterwards shouting, "Yeee Haaa!"


Some more:

"You and me are the same Luke: you grew up in the trailer park and I grew up in the hood."

While waiving a binder in the air:

"Luke, is this how you dried your dishes down in North Carolina?"

Quote of the Day:

"Luke, you black even though you spent your childhood throwing beer cans at dogs in the trailer park."